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Tuesday, 28 July 2009

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    i know i'm special 'cause god don't make no junk.i am simple. i love my friends more than life. comment me & i'll love you 'till i'm old & maybe even longer. vault really does kick like an energy drink. i'm a kid at heart. i speak a little spanish. i play checkers when i should play chess. i love to laugh. i am very tall. i am not the readiest cracker in the flask. yarr. i'm a pirate. i have beautiful eyes. i enjoy scary movies. i will label you. i'm a really big klutz. i'm a music addict. lover; not a fighter. i don't live at my house. i don't like to be left alone. i was made in the 80s. i drive a red/rusted 1983 chevy z28 camaro. i like to talk. i'm funny. i'm easy to talk to. i cannot stand vodka. today's the day; no day but today. i make stupid jokes a lot. i listen to almost any genre of music. really. my socks never match. i eat too much. if you let me, i can love you beyond the stars. if you're a boy, i probably have a crush on you. mac & cheese is the best. i like ice cream. i will play barbies with you. i never know what to say. i like pizza. i like to text [;706-442-8155;]. i can't look all the way to the left. my eyes are green. i talk a lot when i'm tired. i will judge you. ask me about a serial killer. i've been told countless times that i look like molly ringwald. i'm falling apart. i like girls. i talk about my boobs a lot. i am megan. whoever told you different was wrong. you can do much better than me. if you don't know me, you should. i like mashed patatoes. i get hurt, then i get over it. i overanalyze. without the internet, my life is lame. i have something funny to say about everything. i don't talk on the phone too often. nigga stfu. i like kool-aid; blue flavor. i hate bugs. if i had enough money, i would shop at abercrombie. i was born in germany. i'd wear pajama pants all the time if i could. i will kick you in the nuts if you deserve it. i'm immature. there are a lot of songs that make me cry. i suck at first impressions. i'm afraid of the dark. i'm a total renthead. giraffies are my favorite animal. i don't do drugs. i have anxiety issues. you're beautiful. i eat colored pencils. i talk to myself. i hate little girls. i think marilyn manson is hott. i have a tiger lily on my left ribcage. i can't grasp the concept of cleaning. i love MTV. i've never been to disney land. i say "lol". i don't like to run. i don't like to cry, so don't make me. i'm allergic to onions. i don't like powerade. myspace should have a food section. i say nigga/faggot/dyke too much. i will hug you. i am random. i'm a poet.. i hate tomatoes. i hate volleyball. i'm an excellent speller. orange is the only color worth anything. i'm not fat. i'm bad at relationships. i'm pro-choice. i hate shallow people. i'm a backstabber. i hate sushi. if you've gotten this far, i love you, keep going. i love harry potter. i want to stay up all night with you. when i am stressed, i take bubble baths. i love nickelodeon & disney. i'm definitely not the right person to come to if you need help making a decision. if you buy me a teddy bear, i will never forget you. i have confidence; don't bring me down. i made this when i was 16, and edited it when i was 19. ;)

Wednesday, 17 September 2008

Tuesday, 29 July 2008

  • SCENESTER MEG (6:31:31 PM): we should do a big lunch/dinner whatever thing at the chinese place.
    finitokiddo (6:33:00 PM): haha.
    finitokiddo (6:33:08 PM): we could get a lot of people together.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:33:22 PM): "yo i got the myspace invite" -greg
    finitokiddo (6:33:29 PM): haha
    finitokiddo (6:33:45 PM): it'd be fun
    finitokiddo (6:34:05 PM): random people coming off the street, "I notice there's a party"
    SCENESTER MEG (6:34:11 PM): greg would sweat all over everyone
    SCENESTER MEG (6:34:32 PM): chris would talk about the origins of the egg roll for the entire meal
    finitokiddo (6:34:54 PM): I would fall out of my chair at least four times
    SCENESTER MEG (6:34:57 PM): you'd trip over everything & i'd be yelling in everyone's faces how stupid they are
    SCENESTER MEG (6:35:00 PM): <IMG height=15 src=" src="aolbart:/1024/id/2B000001E5/3A2D44" unselectable="on">
    finitokiddo (6:35:02 PM): haaha
    finitokiddo (6:35:22 PM): I love how we both wrote about how clumbsy I am
    SCENESTER MEG (6:35:23 PM): tyler would be high as hell singing bob marley
    SCENESTER MEG (6:35:57 PM): catie would threaten to cast a spell on us, and jeremy would be trying to calm her down using words such as dear, darlin' and sweetheart.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:36:26 PM): deona would spread herpes everywhere
    finitokiddo (6:36:30 PM): Tammy would be talking about how she had eatten thing on her dish with different guys.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:36:31 PM): and then cry
    SCENESTER MEG (6:36:37 PM): haha
    SCENESTER MEG (6:36:52 PM): brandi would be rubbing blood on her body & taking pictures
    finitokiddo (6:37:00 PM): hahaaha.
    finitokiddo (6:37:15 PM): Shelby would be showing off her tattoo & dying her hair.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:37:36 PM): bonnie's sitting in the corner reading a book on buddha, kissing john's ass
    finitokiddo (6:37:39 PM): Jay would be circling the table taking pictures of people with food in their mouths.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:37:46 PM): lmfao
    SCENESTER MEG (6:37:54 PM): sammie would be looking creepy in the corner
    SCENESTER MEG (6:38:07 PM): telling jay how great her photography is
    finitokiddo (6:38:45 PM): Antonio & Izzy would be making out & feeding each other while he simultaneously talked with Chris about cars
    SCENESTER MEG (6:38:51 PM): ben & lauren would hold hands while making racist jokes about everyone.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:38:53 PM): lmfaoooooooooooo
    finitokiddo (6:39:32 PM): Ian would be all up on Shelby, drooling on her boobs.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:39:43 PM): andrew & oby would bring chik fil a & wear du rags
    finitokiddo (6:40:30 PM): Alex would come in with all his "gangster" buddies & steal our food.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:40:52 PM): then my xzander would come in in his bdu's and kick his ass
    finitokiddo (6:41:12 PM): Scott would be reading from the Bible
    SCENESTER MEG (6:41:18 PM): WTF LMAO
    SCENESTER MEG (6:41:23 PM): mike wouldn't even show up
    finitokiddo (6:41:51 PM): Jaysen would be carving my name in his arm
    finitokiddo (6:41:56 PM): with the table knife
    SCENESTER MEG (6:42:32 PM): sarah buckheister would be poking ian & talking to tia on the phone while feeding a baby & building a wheelchair ramp for disabled friends.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:43:07 PM): martha would come in and start building a playground in the middle of the restaurant
    finitokiddo (6:43:20 PM): Scarlet would be trying to get in every guy at the table's pants
    finitokiddo (6:43:33 PM): & Scott would try to exercise her
    SCENESTER MEG (6:43:41 PM): pretending she's pregnant
    finitokiddo (6:44:02 PM): Brandon would be hovering over Martha telling her how pretty she is
    SCENESTER MEG (6:44:26 PM): megan would be rolling her eyes at everything you do & then smiling at you when she realizes no one is doing the same thing.
    finitokiddo (6:44:48 PM): Lauren would randomly make herself look like the joker using ketchup, mayo, & mustard.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:44:59 PM): snort
    SCENESTER MEG (6:45:14 PM): adam would come in & eat all of our food
    finitokiddo (6:45:29 PM): our food gets stolen a lot
    SCENESTER MEG (6:45:35 PM): jj & isaiah would somehow manage to get us shot at
    finitokiddo (6:45:49 PM): JJ would be hitting on the the waitresses
    SCENESTER MEG (6:45:49 PM): alyssa would do a line of crack on the table
    SCENESTER MEG (6:46:16 PM): kasie & kasey doing each other's eyeliner
    finitokiddo (6:46:45 PM): while filming a video on how to do make up for youtube
    SCENESTER MEG (6:47:17 PM): andrew would be on myspace, not replying to anyone
    finitokiddo (6:47:32 PM): Randy would be punching anyone Kasie looks at & then when she's looking at him, he'd punch a wall & break his arm
    finitokiddo (6:48:22 PM): Kim would be copying everthing Jimmy does & Jimmu would be flirting with some random preppy girl.
    finitokiddo (6:48:28 PM): *y
    SCENESTER MEG (6:48:53 PM): kerri would show up & turn red & giggle at any sexual comment
    SCENESTER MEG (6:49:05 PM): & smirk at oby
    SCENESTER MEG (6:49:29 PM): ben was trying to find something to do, but decided not to come after he heard what we were doing
    finitokiddo (6:49:31 PM): Kristen would be giving herself more body piercings.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:49:55 PM): tiffany would have her thong hanging out, taunting andrew with her pre-teen boyfriend
    finitokiddo (6:50:20 PM): Kameron would randomly pop in & hit Caite in the face with a volleyball then run out laughing
    SCENESTER MEG (6:50:33 PM): wtf lmao hahaha
    finitokiddo (6:51:10 PM): Amber Lane would be talking about how hott her best friend Amber is then call me a lesbain.
    finitokiddo (6:51:35 PM): Logan would accidentally spill something on himself & Brooke would eat him.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:51:37 PM): logan would be asking everyone for a straw
    finitokiddo (6:51:42 PM): haha
    SCENESTER MEG (6:51:44 PM): WTF HAAHAHAHAA
    SCENESTER MEG (6:52:00 PM): jacob would take some girl's virginity & break up with her
    SCENESTER MEG (6:52:14 PM): while wearing a norma jean shirt
    finitokiddo (6:52:27 PM): Michelle would be trying to restore his faith in Jesus by talking to Scott.
    finitokiddo (6:52:34 PM): *Michell
    finitokiddo (6:52:38 PM): not Michelle
    finitokiddo (6:52:39 PM): >.>
    SCENESTER MEG (6:52:40 PM): lmfao
    SCENESTER MEG (6:52:56 PM): kevin would be texting everyone at the table stupid jokes
    finitokiddo (6:53:09 PM): Patrick would be playing soccer
    SCENESTER MEG (6:53:22 PM): and playing soccer with rekhail & patrick
    finitokiddo (6:53:54 PM): Sarai would be reading an anime & running in & out of the bathroom, each time coming out in a different costume.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:54:21 PM): mike would come hobbling in & try to guilt everyone into kissing him
    SCENESTER MEG (6:54:27 PM): & then go to the hookah bar & cry
    finitokiddo (6:55:04 PM): John would have to use a booster seat
    SCENESTER MEG (6:55:05 PM): ian would be kicking sarai everytime she came out
    SCENESTER MEG (6:55:19 PM): i laughed so loud my mom asked me wtf was happening
    finitokiddo (6:55:27 PM): haha
    finitokiddo (6:56:01 PM): Chad would be imitating Dane Cook
    finitokiddo (6:56:18 PM): Chris would be calling him an idiot under his breath
    finitokiddo (6:56:42 PM): Ryan would be hacking the goverment on his laptop
    SCENESTER MEG (6:56:47 PM): james would be squeezing everyone until they screamed
    SCENESTER MEG (6:56:56 PM): and practicing lines from wizard of oz
    finitokiddo (6:57:15 PM): Jessy would be glaring down every girl James touched.
    SCENESTER MEG (6:57:29 PM): while not wearing socks.
    finitokiddo (6:57:37 PM): & messing with her giant iPod
    SCENESTER MEG (6:57:45 PM): wtf lmao lawl
    finitokiddo (6:59:08 PM): Tonie & Mary would be having sex on the table
    SCENESTER MEG (6:59:15 PM): licking each other's cheeks
    finitokiddo (6:59:30 PM): Jay would take pictures of it
    finitokiddo (7:00:01 PM): My brother would stumble in drunk with three topless girls around him.
    finitokiddo (7:00:13 PM): get some more beer then leave
    SCENESTER MEG (7:00:22 PM): with a chinese waitress
    finitokiddo (7:01:51 PM): haha
    SCENESTER MEG (7:02:42 PM): tyler would look up when the topless girls came in
    finitokiddo (7:02:58 PM): but then forget it even happened
    SCENESTER MEG (7:03:09 PM): ask everyone if they want another joint
    SCENESTER MEG (7:03:36 PM): haha we're funny
    finitokiddo (7:03:45 PM): yep
    finitokiddo (7:09:21 PM): I think this was the funniest thing ever

Saturday, 31 May 2008

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    • Name: meggy ann.
    • Country: United States
    • Birthday: 4/24/1989
    • Gender: Female
    • Member Since: 2/21/2006